I took a autocracy to pinch this from Jason Thiruchelvam who posted this in a Barisan Rakyat Blogger Facebook Group.
That was a brilliant, brilliant, shining post. you will buy a subsequent pint. It is RM19*+ + though you merit this Jason.
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"Spare a suspicion for Uncle Tony F, Chief Executive of 'Air Asia"......
Arriving in a road house in KL Sentral he went to a club as well as asked for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded as well as said, "That will be a single Ringgitplease, Uncle Tony."
Somewhat taken aback, Uncle Tony replied, "That's very cheap," as well as handed over his money.
"Well, we try to stay ahead of a competition", pronounced the
barman. "And you have been portion giveaway pints every Wednesday evening
from 6 until 8. We have a cheapest draught in Asia"
"That is remarkable value" Uncle Tony comments
"I see you do not appear to have a glass, so you'll probably need a single of ours. That will be 3 Ringgit pl! ease."
Uncle Tony scowled, though paid up. He took his splash as well as walked towards a seat.
"Ah, you instruct to lay down?" pronounced a barman. "That'll be an additional 2 Ringgit . You could! have pre-book a seat, as well as it would have only cost you a Ringgit"
"I think you may to be as well large for a chair sir, can you ask you to lay in this frame please"
Uncle Tony attempts to lay down though a support is as well small as well as when he can't squeeze in he complains "Nobody would fit in which small frame".
"I'm afraid if you can't fit in a support you'll have topay an additional surcharge of RM 4 for your chair sir"
Tony swore to himself, though paid up. "I see which you have brought your
laptop with you" combined a barman. "And given which wasn't pre-booked either, which will be an additional 3 Ringgit"
Uncle Tony was so annoyed which he walked behind to a bar, slammed his splash on the counter, as well as yelled, "This is ridiculous, you instruct to speak to themanager".
"Ah, you see you instruct to make make make use of of of a counter," says a barman, "that will
be 2 Ringgit please." Uncle's face was red with rage.
"Do you know who you am?"
"Of march you do Mr Fernandes
"I've had enough, What sort of Hotel is this? you come in for a quiet drink
and you treat me similar to this. you demand on vocalization to a manager!"
"Here is his E mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him in between 9 as well as 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this giveaway phone number.! Calls ha ve been free, until they have been answered, then there is a articulate assign of only 10 sen per second provided you make make make use of of of Tune Talk. Using other mobile carriers would catch a normal charges of thirty sen per second
"I will never make make make use of of of this club again"
"OK Uncle , though remember, you have been a only club in Asia selling pints for a single Ringgit...so which NOW EVERYONE CAN DRINK."
Penutup Perhimpunan Agung Umno 2011
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