By DUMNO
Ha ha... Election entrance oredi. We DUMNO non-non's will win again. You ! see, ah. .. We can give out a couple of ringgit here as well as there, as well as everyone will kowtow to us. Kiss a hand-lah, jilat a buntut-lah, as well as so on. We set up a couple of mosques here as well as there, as well as people ceremony us. We carry out Allah. We unequivocally do !! We send a PM's husband to Vatican usually so dat a Popiah wouldnt invade Malaya like a Portugis. We scared kena attack ah! Popiah pray equates to we all hapis mampus liau!
Opposition stupit. They solicit carry out anything. They contend usually which they wish to be honest. See-lah, Lim Guan Eng cant even conduct a car play ground in Penang. How can any a single set up a Kanchil-sahaja multi-storey car park? Kandang Basikal oso better, as well as cheaper. Buatan bamboo cukup-lah. And can charge $ 50million a little more. At least DUMNO people got sufficient brains to have hamsup video of antithesis leaders, as well as elect porn-stars to turn presidents. Laidet, it keeps a people happy mah. They can watch hamsup videos of Politicians mah. Wait... Mat Sabo's hamsup video will come out very soon, as well as afterwards we can buy from pirated DVD emporium in pasar malam. Koot or not? Who contend we solicit love Malayans?
What op position do? Scream as well as scream usually about honesty. Honesty do what? NOTHING !! You consider Penang so great izzit? Pearl of a Orient izzit? We still got Putrajaya. And theory what? Putrajaya CONTROLS Penang !! Putrajaya solicit give Penang looi, LGE can "chiak sai". HAH!! we oso can speaking Cheena. we got Cheena informants mah. They oso wish to cari makan mah! Anyway, with 100% of Putrajaya electorate operative for us, we consider any a single there got balls to vote for antithesis ah? We have certain than 90%! of all gomen employees solicit have sufficient income to even qualify to compensate tax, so dat they contingency resort to korupsi. You consider gomen workers wish to sell kachang puteh during roadside meh? Why we consider DUMNO contingency keep Malayans poor as well as stupit? So dat they have no time to lawan us lorrrr...
Why we contend Malayan ah? Because Malaya was never Colonized mahhhhhh. Never Colonized equates to where got Malaysia? TAR was usually a poster-boy-lor. And actually ah, Tugu Kebangsaan should be demolished. Why ah? Because it is UNTRUE, as well as unIslamic. Islam says CANNOT have human statues. So, Tugu Kebangsaan contingency be broken !! Esok we go ask uncle C4 to bring his bombs.
On a same note, we will discuss it Muslims to give us all their unIslamic money. Yes. All RINGGIT is unIslamic. Why ah? Coz got picture of Agong on it lor. Islam says we cannot have pictures of humans mah. Actually, we will also go to executive market tomorrow as well as detain all those artist buggers. They have to cari duit somewhere else. Be polisman lah ! Can simply cari duit extorting income from all a stupit Cheena. The stupit Cheena scream as well as scream about Honesty, but still compensate korupsi income to Polis werd. If Polis no space, a painters can oso work in MACC. As long as they can wear a uniform, they can be MACC. All those "anti-korupsi" badges is usually for show, as well as oso to have a little looi for a badge-making company, which belongs to me mahhhh. ** cough cough **
Skool ah? What is skool? We should begin to close down skools since it will have people cRever. If Malayans turn cRever, afterwards DUMNO Hapis !! No a single can be cReverester than DUMNO. And which is because we HATE those who go to non-gomen skool. cRever Cheena we HATE!! cRever Melayu we HATE!! cRever India we HATE!! cRever Dan-Lain-Lain oso we HATE!! Unnersten or not?
We NOT Prejudice !! WE HATE YOU ALL cRever people !!! STOP making yourselves cRever can or not !!! It creates us all look damn ! STUPIT ! ! Go watch a little some-more Astro lah. Give we 32thousand channels for what? You compensate to have yourself stupider ! Cepat cepat Go ! Go !!
But, afterwards again, we know which we will eRect us back into ofis once again, as well as again, as well as again, until lepas Jesus Christ come back as well as go divided oso we will eRect DUMNO as Gomen.
See we next eRection. Now solicit disquiet me. Go divided whilst we go emporium for an additional US$ 24million ring, or bangle, or may be watch a little some-more hamsup Video of Mat Sabo......
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