Sil Hairy Plotter, Havoxbridge-con economics, governing body as well as truth three times grade holder,stared in hard overpower during a pestilent hollows of a in- as well as out-trays upon his desk. First ever BUMNO Youth Head with no portfolio, not even offered a face as well as grace-saving 'Minister Without Portfolio' post in $ fifteen billion annual budget Prime Minister Dr.Imelda Birkin Rosemajib's Department during Suckcesspool Princessville!
How could they do this to him?What traitors to their own race.
It wasn't that he really longed for any genuine work or, work for real.
This brand brand brand new breed of Havoxbridge-con graduates were allUNEMPLOYABLEouside of a offices of their fathers or fathers-in-laws, as well as government. After all, that really commercially viable outfit could means to pay anyone upwards of $ 250,000 per month for a sheer wish of them removing up from bed during 11.00 a.m everyday, scratching around with their Quidditch Balls, as well as then heading true for cocktails as well as lunch during Shangri-la as well as The Mariotte Hotel?
Cunning has a rewards AND limits. Oh, yes, in 2008, Sil Hairy Plotter had with sleight-of-hand native didgeridoo flummoxed a antithesis with mysterious 'Postal Votes' as well as secured his Hogwarts Hogwhitewashedup Parliamentary seat. He soon waved his magical wand as well as engineered a miraculously crucial electricty blackout as well as opinion recount during Prince World Trade Center as well as emerged as Half-Bloody Head P! rince of BUMNO Youth.
It was as underwhelming an achievement as any we could imagine!
After all, what does a Half Bloody Head Prince of BUMNO Youth do upon a day-to-day basis? Condoleeza Rice doesn't visit KL each alternative month, does she? And employing bootleg Indon Bludgers, Chasers, Beaters as well as Seekers armed with broomsticks to dominate Ambiga as well as Bersih is not exactly a golden stuff of legendary achievements with that to adorn one's resume, isn't it (a bit of Manglish there for we to revelry in)?
But it did temporarily entrust to a vaults of ruin a ambitions of his nemesis, Muggles Muk, unfortunately a clueless 2-degrees connoisseur of a inscrutable as well as as well worldly Tokyo Sophia Uni as well as as well true MydadisBosston Uni of Massachusetts.
Muggles Muk is of march 1/4 (go figure that out) shareholder as well as executive of 3M Corp (Mok, Muk & Mir), 100% wholly-owned subsidiary of 1MFLV (You know who - He Who Must Not Be Named - 1 Maha Firaun Lord Voldemort) Corp.
But 'He Who Must Not Be Named' Maha Firaun Lord Voldemort, Prime Minister Dr.Imelda Birkin Rosemajib as well as Doubledumbmandoredoff Muhy soon snookered Sil Hairy Plotter. They counter-plotted as well as appointed Muggles Muk as Deputy Minister of No Thrade, withdrawal Sil Hairy Plotter to juggle his dual Golden Goblets of Fire in futility as well as in isolation.
He was right divided a prisoner of a Chamber of Cigarettes, deep in his relativelybrand brand brand brand new sub-sub-basement officein Suckcesspool Princessville.Oh, how a once mighty of 4th floor had fallen, as well as right divided made to grovel, publicly.
All that he surveyed in front of him was a mouldy as well as crumbling sub-! standard brick wall, as well as upon top of him, a collapsing roof that had nearly accomplished in Fil Wizard Rip Van Winkle during a single of his visits when he was still PM. Now in early retirement in $ 10 million palatial bungalows in a sleepy suburban hollows of Perth as well as KL, RIP was resting in assent from a complicated exertions of we do zero some-more than severely enchanting as well as investing in prolonged marathon bouts of slumbering whilst in office.
But, Sil Hairy Plotter was not accomplished yet. He was plotting furiously to arise similar to a legendary Phoenix, as well as emanate brand brand brand new disorder.
He made that call to his crony con-sultant of $ 180 million elect from chain of Thalikom as well as alternative shares to Temasick -Lord Malfoy Omar Mangya Ong Weasel of Pathos Consulting, Singiapour- as well as right divided diam diam as executive of $ 6 billion marginal oilfields in Petrofcuked Corp.
Lord Malfoy Omar Mangya Ong Weasel was Sil Hairy Plotter's plant during Petrofcuked Corp, Hogwarts' much loved, worshipped as well as over-milked to a bone cash cow.
Lord MalfoyOmar Mangya Ong Weasel was of march an additional three times grade Havozbridge-con graduate, carrying mastered a art of 'What they do not teach we during Harvard' i.e. a 3-books hocus-pocus abracadabrassiere (my 38-D crater runneth over) accounting system.
'Wei?'
'Sil wor.'
'What can we do we for?'
'What's a stragedy?'
'Who asked we to make known we won't be standing for re-election in Hogwart's Hogwhitewashedup Parliament?
'Hey, that's customary BUMNO practice. Anything we pronounced a single notation ago, can be topsy-turvy ! a next. You know, 'misquoted by Zionist Press, The STAR & Stripes as well as Buntutsan Editors etc., etc., etc.'
'Ok,You have to bury Muggles Muk.'
'How?
'Won't be easy. They got lottov Whorecrutches & FD cabbage moola."
"In Bank of Israel as well as Singiapour?'
'Yes, $ billions in Bank of Israel as well as Singiapour.'
'Got $ billion, meh?'
'Yes, a cents of a fatherare visited upon a children. Billions as well as billions of them (Carl Sagan, eat your heart out).'
'Do we have any Whorecrutches left to make a play?'
'Not most Whorecrutches left. Prime Minister Dr.Imelda Birkin Rosemajib has been giving it all away, nameweely:
'Bugger it!'
'Yes, that's what we told Sighfool.'
'You mean, what's right?'
'You know, what we mean, Don't fool around games with me or I'll decapitate we with my Sword of Mandore, similar to Neville Longbottom did with a Sword of Griffindore to finish off that snake Nagini!'
'The games have prolonged begun. Re-member Dato Trio as well as their Video 'Sword of Shortjohn Silver?''
'But it backfired upon Dato Trio, isn't it (more Manglish for you)?'
'Sure. Now they have been working upon Plan B. They have been sharpened a $ 2.2 billion tolled sequel in Southern Thailand calledFree & Immediate Prince of Soil Status For All Local Thighsstarring an ex-CJ's mother as well as a half-assed BUMNO as well as ex-Deputy Public Prostitution lawyer.'
'So, what's out stregedy?'
'We have to squeeze as well as own theGolden Snitch Ballfirst.'
'It floats similar to a butterfly as well as stings similar to a bee.'
'Shall we get Muhammad Ali aka Cassius Clay to fight for us?'
'Is he a Prince of a Soil?'
'Can be without delay negotiated for $ 1 million, generally since he's a Muslim.'
'Why a Golden Snitch Ball?'
'Inside it have been dark theResurrection Gooli Stoneswith that we can promulgate with a dead.'
'Why contingency we promulgate with that dead?'
'You know what a 'mort' in'He Who Must Not Be Named' Maha Firaun Lord Voldemortmeans, right?'
'What?'
'Death!'
'So, how do we make a quip from a passed to promulgate with a dead?'
'You initial squeeze theGold! en Snitc h Ballby a short as well as curlies, that's how.'
'Ok, let's take a punt.'
'Will call we back when it's confirmed.'
TWO DAYS LATER
'Wei?'
'Mangya Ong here.'
'What?'
'It's confirmed. In a bag.'
'What's confirmed in a bag?'
'PUNB.'
'Idiot. we pronounced take a PUNT, not PUNB.'
'What? Jeesus? Why didn't we discuss it me. It's as well late. You have to punt with PUNB.'
'There got money or not?'
'$ billions, got. They give out lots of easy loans for invisible disguise investments.'
'Anyone chases for loan recovery?'
'Is Obama your uncle? DoesDr.Imelda Birkin Rosemajib rebuff Birkin handbags? Is Ibrahim Katak a pretty face?'
'Jom. We'll punt with PUNB. Send me a appointment letter as well as a onerous terms for gaji buta, today.'
Donplaypuks with our hard-earned tax money as well as investments, man!
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