Details of two new security laws revealed

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Details of dual brand brand brand brand new confidence laws revealed

Latthalilat Thamplom, Monyet News Network, 18 September 2011

Putrajaya, 18 September. The supervision currently revealed the shape of the dual brand brand brand brand new regulations which will replace the Internal Security Act which will be repealed.

Minister in the Prime Ministers Department, Datuk Sulaiman Maideen, told journalists at his Hari Raya open residence in Putrajaya currently which the dual regulations will pledge confidence of the republic while with regard to human rights. According to Datuk Sulaiman, the dual regulations were essentially drafted some-more than dual years ago as well as have undergone the series of revisions formed on feedback perceived from assorted stakeholders. MNN has learnt which the brand brand brand brand new regulations have been modelled after the anti-terrorism acts in the United States as well as the UK.

The first law will be known as Akta Membenteras Gejala Bodoh (Stupidity Eradication Act). According to highly placed sources, the Government is assumingly very endangered on the fast climb in the series of foolish people in the country. The SOBKL has already exceeded the capacity as well as the Government is hard pulpy to house the estimated 25,000 foolish people rising each year.

When quizzed by newsmen, Datuk Sulaiman ! explaine d there have been most sorts of foolish people in the country as well as most some-more sorts have been rising daily. These people have been the th! reat to the country. They embody people who absolutely hold everything they read, people who hold which the bear can commit suicide, people who hold in gold-plated yachts as well as people who hold which the Bigfoot lives in the forests of Kota Tinggi. In fact, only last week you detected the brand brand brand brand new category of foolish people who hold which you were never colonized.

According to local confidence expert, Professor Ghautam Gauz, the brand brand brand brand new law could additionally be potentially used opposite political morons. These embody people who think which Pakatan Rakyat politicians have been angels as well as porcupines which think which Anwar is Gods gift to the nation. The law can additionally be used opposite people who think which Barisan Nasional is the only party which can govern the republic as well as camels which hold the crap which Utusan dishes out daily. Professor Gauz declined to criticism if the Act could be used opposite Ibrahim Ali.

MNN has been arguable sensitive which the Akta Membenteras Gejala Bodoh will concede the military to identify as well as detain foolish people indefinitely, provide counselling as well as where necessary, enrol them into the single of the existing political parties.

The second law will be called the Akta Burung Kakak Tua, said Datuk Sulaiman to the bewildered newsmen. The act will concede for the detention but hearing of persons suspected of terrorism or threatening inhabitant security. It is modelled after the Patriot Act in the United States.

When asked why the act was declared Akta Burung Kakak Tua, Datuk Sulaiman said patriot is burung kakak tua, isnt it ?. When told by journalis! ts which burung kakak tua is the parrot, Datuk Sulaiman rebutted parrot or patriot, whats the difference? Akta Burung Kakak Tua sounds much better, very Malaysian lah.

In the related development, Leon Panetta, the US Secretary of Defence, in the fax mess! age, criminal gratulated the Malaysian supervision for promulgating such innovative legislation to fight terrorism. The Department of Defence is assumingly tender with the Stupidity Eradication Act as well as will be promulgation the group of experts to learn some-more about it. Mr Panetta was quoted as observant given the series of morons in the United States, legislation similar to the Malaysian Stupidity Eradication Act will go the prolonged approach in assisting America move forward

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