Details of two new security laws revealed

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Details of dual brand brand brand new confidence laws revealed

Latthalilat Thamplom, Monyet News Network, eighteen Sep 2011

Putrajaya, eighteen September. The supervision currently suggested a shape of a dual brand brand brand new regulations which will reinstate a Internal Security Act which will be repealed.

Minister in a Prime Ministers Department, Datuk Sulaiman Maideen, told journalists at his Hari Raya open residence in Putrajaya currently which a dual regulations will pledge confidence of a republic while respecting tellurian rights. According to Datuk Sulaiman, a dual regulations were actually drafted some-more than dual years ago as well as have undergone a series of revisions formed upon feedback received from assorted stakeholders. MNN has learnt which a brand brand brand new regulations have been modelled after a anti-terrorism acts in a United States as well as a UK.

The initial law will be known as Akta Membenteras Gejala Bodoh (Stupidity Eradication Act). According to rarely placed sources, a Government is assumingly really concerned upon a fast climb in a series of foolish people in a country. The SOBKL has already exceeded a genius as well as a Government is hard pulpy to house a estimated 25,000 foolish people rising each year.

When quizzed by newsmen, Datuk Sulaiman explained there have been most sorts of foolis! h people in a republic as well as most some-more sorts have been rising daily. These people have been a th! reat to a country. They include people who positively hold everything they read, people who hold which a bear can commit suicide, people who hold in gold-plated yachts as well as people who hold which a Bigfoot lives in a forests of Kota Tinggi. In fact, usually last week we discovered a brand brand brand new difficulty of foolish people who hold which we were never colonized.

According to local confidence expert, Professor Ghautam Gauz, a brand brand brand new law could additionally be potentially used opposite domestic morons. These include people who consider which Pakatan Rakyat politicians have been angels as well as porcupines which consider which Anwar is Gods gift to a nation. The law can additionally be used opposite people who consider which Barisan Nasional is a usually party which can govern a republic as well as camels which hold a crap which Utusan meals out daily. Professor Gauz declined to criticism if a Act could be used opposite Ibrahim Ali.

MNN has been arguable informed which a Akta Membenteras Gejala Bodoh will concede a police to identify as well as catch foolish people indefinitely, provide counselling as well as where necessary, enrol them in to a single of a existent domestic parties.

The second law will be called a Akta Burung Kakak Tua, pronounced Datuk Sulaiman to a doubtful newsmen. The action will concede for a apprehension without hearing of persons suspected of terrorism or melancholy inhabitant security. It is modelled after a Patriot Act in a United States.

When asked because a action was named Akta Burung Kakak Tua, Datuk Sulaiman pronounced loyalist is burung kakak tua, isnt it ?. When told by journalists which burung kakak tua is a parrot, Datuk Sulaiman rebutted par! rot or p atriot, whats a difference? Akta Burung Kakak Tua sounds much better, really Malaysian lah.

In a related development, Leon Panetta, a US Secretary of Defence, in a fax mess! age, criminal gratulated a Malaysian supervision for promulgating such innovative legislation to combat terrorism. The Department of Defence is assumingly impressed with a Stupidity Eradication Act as well as will be promulgation a group of experts to sense some-more about it. Mr Panetta was quoted as observant since a series of morons in a United States, legislation similar to a Malaysian Stupidity Eradication Act will go a long approach in assisting America pierce forward

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