My candidates for 13th General Elections

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Everyone seems to be anxious as to when a subsequent general elections will be held. Some have been assured it will be hold in Nov this year, some contend it will be in Mar subsequent year, alternative says which Najib will only call for it in 2013.

Like all alternative domestic parties, Parti Monyet Malaysia (PMM) has been gearing up to face a general elections. As we already know, PMM does not have a resources to embark upon massive domestic campaigns similar to BN as well as Pakatan. However, PMMs strength lies in its most able possibilities who have been unequivocally committed to serve a rakyat regardless of race, religion or gender.

Today, we have a pleasure of introducing to you8 of a best young talents possibilities who will shake up a domestic scene in a country, possibilities who bright as well as brave, as well as possibilities who will urge a rights of a rakyat without fear. The seats have been delicately picked to safeguard PMM victory.

PMM claimant for

Kawasan Parlimen P115 : Batu

Deep Thought Mack aka D T Mack

Presiden, Parti Monyet Malaysia

D T Mack says "The subdivision needs an MP who can work ... not someone who is fighting as well as satirical all a time. With my good looks as well as intellect, we will bring balance to a force. Undilah saya"

PMM claimant for

Kawasan Parlimen P187 : Kinabatangan

Dung Mokhtar

Naib-President, PMM Cawangan Negeri Sabah

Dung says "people in Kinabatangan need someone smart to paint a area. We need a non-sexist, non-moron to safeguard progress. we will also safeguard which all monkeys, not only a orang utans,are well-taken care of"

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PMM claimant for

Kawasan Parlimen P104 : Kelana Jaya

Shah Rukh Khan

Ketua Cawangan, PMM Kelana Jaya

Shah Rukh says "if a cameraman can become an MP, so can I. We need critical politicians, not some clueless guy who cannot even speak properly. If we am elected, we guarantee to learn every of my supporters how to brush their hair properly".

PMM claimant for

Kawasan Parlimen P22 : Pasir Mas

Brahim Cekodok Pisang

Brahim says "after years of carrying a frog as an MP, a people of Pasir Mas have been anticipating for change. They wish a r! eal lead er, not someone who jumps from duct to cesspool. The people! have been tir ed of amphibians, they wish mammals to lead them"

Manifesto : tunggu apa lagi lompat saje la

PMM claimant for

Kawasan Parlimen P62 : Sg. Siput

Jammy Vella

Ketua Pemuda Pusat PMM

Jammy says "don't worry about my hairstyle. If we am elected, all toll will be abolished, there will be no-acts-of-god as well as rakyat will get subsidies for hair treatment"
Manifesto : apa... ingat main road ini bapak saya punya kah ?

PMM claimant for

Kawasan Parlimen P41 : Kepala Batas

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Abdullah Tidoorlagee

Abdullah says "I will try to stay awake during my tenure as your MP although it is not easy. Attending all these freakin' tedious meetings keeps me drowsy. Anyway, my motto will be rakyat didahulukan, tidur diketepikan"

PMM claimant for

Kawasan Parlimen P125 : Putrajaya

Putri Rosmah Mack

Ketua Puteri PMM

Putri says "Putrajaya is atthe heart of a nation as well as ahot seat. It needs someone similar to me - young, intelligent, honest, pretty as well as committed. Time to get rid of a old foggies. Vote for Youth".

PMM claimant for

Kawasan Parlimen P75 : Bagan Datoh

Mat Pisang

Ketua Cawangan PMM Bagan Datoh

Mat Pisang says "if elected, we wil try to speak intelligently, distinct some people we know. The people of Bagan Datoh can eventually be proud as well as contend which they have a really good deputy in a Parliament"

PMM claimant for

Kawasan Parlimen P142 : Labis

Dick Molek

Setiausaha Agung PMM

Dick says "don't be scared of my permanent erection.It is only a biological condition. Iam clean as well as trustworthy. Vote me in as well as a initial thing we will do is ban dark cameras in all road house rooms"

Photos by Sathya

So folk! s, right away we know a calibre of PMM's candidate. Intelligent, honest, committed.

Undilah calon Parti Monyet Malaysia,. Monyet c! erdik, n egara maju.

If we love your country, we will opinion for PMM. Won't you?

Courtesy of Bonology.com Politically Incorrect Buzz & Buzz