The WCW Toilet Stars as well as Stripes Daily, voted (by journalists) asjournalisticallymost disgraceful journal ever in a history of a courteous world, second usually to a Buntutsan Daily as well as a New State Parsley, Sage, Rosemary as well as Thymes Daily, managed to lane down a newly elusive 1M Israel Royal Flip Flop Fcuk Up PM of Malaysia, Mrs. Rosemajib, as well as her husband, Mr. Birkin FLOM, for an disdainful talk conducted somewhere in this universe, presumably even a together star "where a law is out there" as well as "beyond infinity."
Here are some excerpts of which talk classified underneath a a dreadedOSIBISA(Official Secrets, Intelligence, Banking as well as Internal Security Act):
WCW: (grovelling) Nice handbag! Your sovereignty Rosemajib, we, your loyal subjects, have listened by a Mossad grapewine which your 1M Israel judgment as well as policies have incited out to be a unusual suckcess. Can we endorse it? Reveal a stats?
Rosemajib: Ssh! Not so loud. It's classified 'Top, Top Secret' underneath OSIBISA, we dontch know? Tak kan KITA pecah perkara2 rahsia?
WCW: Well, then, during slightest can we recap a details of a 1M Israel policy as well as concept?
Rosemajib: Tak kan,...er .....betther not. We upon purpose left it a little hazy, rather vague, so which it could be all-inclusive as well as all-exclusive, as well as partly thorough as well! as part ly exclusive, all during a same time, whilst carrying a flexibility to be strategically ambiguous, so which if anything goes wrong, we can censure it upon a Communists, Americans, Singaporeans, Zionist conspirators, George Soros, Ibrahim Ali as well as a Mamak Gang.
WCW: Brilliant! Could we repeat that?
Rosemajib: Basically, it is government policy to talk in mistysteamspeak. The people may not see my 1M Israel woolly judgment as practised inside of a complete government system. But afterwards again, people contingency realize which this is a journey.
WCW: Journey to where, your grace?
Rosemajib: Infinity as well as Beyonce, as well as Lady Gaga of course! In a past, people thalked about working together, though there was no real operational definition of what which meant. In a future, a staus quo will sojourn a same. See, no remarkable changes.
WCW:Wow! we never saw it which way, your eminence!Being deceptive is in vogue!Just testing, your Lordship, can we recall Altantuya Aminah?
Rosemajib: Here as well as there, in bits as well as pieces.
WCW: $ 540 million "not a commission, though a facilitation fee" R Baginda, PhD?
Rosemajib: That Oxfam case? Couldn't keep a zip upon his loose ScorepenisstubSub, could he?
WCW: Totally non-corrupt $ 92 million foreign approach investment cheat to BUMNO all not related to timber contract kickbacks to a certain East M'sia Chief Minister?
Rosemajib: Bribery donations to NGO's are perfectly normal as well as legal. Ask SUARAM.
WCW: The $ 76 million ! diamond ring from Jacob's Buscuits of NY said to be for Birkin FLOM?
Rosemajib: Diamonds are perpetually as well as for everyone. We accept all donations.
WCW: Deepak as well as PI Bala?
Rosemajib: Ssh! Statutory Declarations?
WCW: Why did we not crop up in Parliament to answer questions from MP's regarding your 2013 Budget presented by you, generally since, on top of your salary as PM, we additionally pull one more stipend of $ 30,000 per month as Finance Minister? Why did we duck out? Afraid of Anwar Ibrahim as well as his questions?
Rosemajib: Watch it! we confess we was not rip gassed during Bersih 3 whilst hiding in a bunkers during Suckcesspool Prince City, though kita punperasaan!But we am betther Finan Ministher than Anwar. Ask Roti Jala as well as Nor Mohd Robocop. we possibility them, they possibility me. Anwar never possibility me. No 'nambikei' in me!
And so it continued for several days as WCWforgedahead bravely with his vaguely penetratinggroundbreaking as well as earth shattering flatulence, whilst Rosemajib delivered an Oscar-winning performance in his pure vagueness!
Donplaypuks with nonsensical obscurity, man!
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