In racing with faulty promptness to fulfil a mission statement of achieving tolerable beef tillage in a shortest possible time or progressing by 2120, a shareholders as well as directors of $ 250 million low seductiveness subsidised supervision loan financedNational Feednotalot Corp (NFC)left no cow pattie unturned in sourcing beef upon a global scale. They even faithfully as well as sincerely explored tillage in a air in $ 10 million condominiums in Bigbangsar in KL, Orchard Road in Singiapour as well as Astana in Kazakhstan.
The formula have been staggering. Never in a story of tillage have so most cows mooed so most to so few. NFC has come up with a smorgasbord of beef as well as mouth-watering beef meals to foster their singular code of'Sustainable Feednotalot Beef.'
In in a order of a alphabet order, they are:-
BEEF AFGHANISTAN BAMIYAN
Produced in a statuesque mountainous nation of Bamiyan in Central Afghanistan, a beef is marinated in tongue-burning Afghan Taliban spies (and sometimes, terrorists) to move out which special explosive ambience to a palate, then, pressure-cooked in a shells of shoulder-fired Rocket Propelled Grenade launchers to splinter off a beef from a bones. The beef is afterwards minced by mixing it with Suicide-Bomber Grade C4 explosives as well as lighting it. The frail as well as melts-from-within-your mouth minced beef is most appropriate eaten all over a mountaino! us natio n with pita bread as well as goat cheese, in situ, al fresco.
BEEF AUSTRALIA LYNAS
Found during length in a component dunes of Mt.Weld in W.Australia, giveaway operation cows here feed to one side upon of course bountiful Rare Earth grass which make them glow beautifully from within, enabling them to be found in a dark easily. Best used up raw with Chernobyl eager beans in a soon-to-be chief winters of Gebeng in Kuantan as well as Bukit Merah in Ipoh. Book your everyday-is-winter legal holiday with Air Asia, TODAY! Now, everyone can glow, naturally!
BEEF BURMA NE WIN
This is a You Win, I Win, We Win, Everyone Win-Win, Ne Win, Burmese plate baked in a Japanese AuYang Suki Yaki style, as well as garnished with Irrawaddy Delta murky beans. Generals everywhere love this tribal plate fried in earthenware vessel with a sprinkling of rusty iron army medals signifying heroic wars as well as battles fought by generals against their own people, within Burma's own borders as well as in a mountains.
BEEF CHINA
Pure Capitalist Beef sold as Pure Red Commie Cow Meat by Mao Ze Dung as well as Dung Xiaoping. Traditionally served upon a bed of lice with Yerrow Rong Beans, a secret recipe for this is to be found in a classic 'Dung's Ritter Led Book of Heavenly Piss.'
BEEF DEUTSCHE
Or 'Beef Chermany' is excellent bull beef for posterior as well as rib-eye steaks most lucky by good dictators as well as Maha Firauns, served 'rare' with oozing as well as dripping blood, potatoes in holocaust bootskin! s as wel l as jackboots, as well as reverse swastika kidney or sword beans. Ideal beef for universe fight preparations. Heil Hitler mein feuhrer, currently Deutsche, tomorrow ze worldt! Ich bin ein Berliner! Der Tag ich here!
BEEF ETHIOPIA
A signature plate of Angelina Pitt, this meagre as well as stringy beef, bone as well as cartilage stew, with Somalian slight beans, was concocted to save a bad young kids (and whales, dolphins, sharks, tigers, crocodiles, lions, elephants, seals, deer, cod, salmon, frigid bears, skip universe.) in fourthworld countries. Soon, it will be exported to most expectant Malaysia.
BEEF DE FRANCE GAY PARIS SIGHFOOL
This is a generous, sumptuous, really rear as well as singular multiple of oh, so la di da as well as ooh, la lasophistiquPorterhouse Steak, Filet Mignon as well as Sirloin Steak rebuilt by world-renown Motorbike Chef, Aunty Pet, from thick Tenderloin as well as Sirloin posterior meat.
Sufficient to feed a football team of 11 plus 4 reserves, a manger as well as dual coaches, it is a favourite of young men-boys posterior supervision scholarships, as they come a alternative approach (through a KY Jelly well-oiled hinged behind opening doors) to meet Prime Ministers during their private residences, seeking their favours. The ambience of a uncooked beef is coaxed to burst upon papillae with sharp force if served with 3-days unsanitary brownish-red beans as well as immature salad with pink vinaigrette salsa dressing. Starters thick, erotic brownish-red Cow-Tail Soup (in Bahasa Malaysia - Sup Buntut Lembu) is a must!
BEEF GREECE ODYSSEY
BEEF HOLLAND
Buy1, Free1 stand in dutch offer marketed by S&M code cow breed Queen, Xaviera Hollander, Penthouse consultant as well as author of 'The Happy Farm Hooker: My Own Story.' Having explored as well as managed all required avenues in free-range calves, cow as well as dairy tillage in New York, Hollander successfully turned her attention late in hold up to brand new pastures in dykes- as well as Dutch Ladies-filled Amsterdam. She fast grown discerning milking as well as savvy techniques which gave super returns upon equity to her wards as well as investors.
National Feednotalot Corp's MD is away upon lengthened visit-work-cum-study in Amsterdam as well as alternative vital cities in Holland as well as hopes to table viable proposals for importing a stand in dutch cow-get-cow-get extended bean indication to his home country, soon, by 2020 or later.
BEEF INDIA
Thispasor pariah (as it is locally well well known in India) or 'fake beef' as it is well well known in a industry, is essentially bovine animal beef secretly labelled as beef as well as baked in special 4-caste iron pot with curry powder, coconut milk, as well as beans, to form a burning! broth t o be eaten with rice. It is widely used up in a cities which have been upon a track of a Olympic Torch in India, a route which consecrate a Madras-runs, Bombay-runs as well as a New Delhi-runs.
BEEF INGDON
Full of beans 'Maid in Ingdonesia' beef is imported mainly by Bolihland as well as a House of Sa'ud. Grossly underpaid for a sterling quality, as well as often RELAly abused when tenderising meat, it has an honest, though infrequently counterfeit nonetheless robust, workman's integrity as well as odour about it. Has most qualities which may assist most a Malaysias in achieving 'Maid in Malaysia' export standing by 2020, or earlier, as predicted by Roti Jala, Minister for KSBSI Key Stud Bull Shit Index.
BEEF JAPAN OR KOBE WAGYU
Calves have been force fed upon a glass diet of brandy as well as champagne, as well as massaged from young with LandoftherisingRedsuntory Whiskey to furnish a tenderest of marbled meats. It is fit usually to be rebuilt during Yen 400,000 a whack Shang kitchens as well as served, with broad-bottom beans, during a engagement dinners of a daughters of Prime Ministers as well as their Kazakhstani fiancs, during Suckcesspool Princeville. Who four-footed a bill will certainly establish a fate of nonetheless an additional Animal Farm?
Enterprising Japanese have capitalised upon a popularity of Kobe Beef by inventing cow based computer games called Cowkegotchamon as well as Thamabeefgotchimon. The diversion consoles have been free, though a batteries cost $ 50 for an AA pair!
BEEF NORTH KOREA
Here, cows, similar to their human counterparts, wholly! welcome Kim Jong-Il's philosophy of 'Juche' or "Self Reliance.' The cows therefore, divert themselves, feed themselves with mushy red beans, carry pooperscoops to draw up their poops downwind in South Korea as well as swish their tails in unanimity so a methane they fart is propelled towards their chief plants as well as ICBM silos for free, tolerable immature energy.
However, National Feednotalot Corp deserted a idea of importing these independemt-minded cows, as a N.Korans would conjunction accede to NFC 30% giveaway equity nor 10% secret commissions to NFC's MD, in a joint-venture. Neither could a N.Koreans, as well as this was a genuine deal-breaker, hang their heads around NFC's suggestion of providing cows with motorised carts for a foreseeable future..
"Affirmative action for rich cows? Motorised carts? Forever? Lord of a Meadows recognition?" a nonplussed N.Koreans muttered to themselves, as they chased a NFC management team over a limit as well as out of their country.
BEEF LIBYA DAFFY DUCK
This rarest of meals in a universe is baked of course with a rarest class of Sahara dried passed steep called, quadaffyduck/gadaffyduck/kadaffyduck/muamar cadaffyduck/mohammed gaddaffiduck or any approach CNN as well as USA MSM similar to to spell it. The passed steep is initial marinated with special Chinese 5-spies mix as well as afterwards baked with a beef in clay ovens buried low in a sands of a Sahara. The sitting steep is baked in a own melting fat, as well as a beef, in steep fat. Cooking duties have been overseen by a special squad of 100 armed vestal virgin Amazonian womanlike bodyguards barracked during night in dried harem tents nearby a in progress pits.
We regret Beef Libya is n! o longer available. It has been taken off a menus of Tripoli as of October 2011.
BEEF MALAISE OR MALAYSIA
There is no such beef, butit could be createdout of skinny air as a tolerable cow as well as farty beans tillage attention upon a Local, Regional Hub as well as Glocal scale withanotherzero seductiveness 300-month complement debt label write-off supervision intrigue for Sons of The Soil, upon a strict merit usually basis, though this time for $ 2 billion loan,due to inflationary risks as well as escalating condominium as well as land prices in Singiapour, Bigbangsar KL, London, New York, Paris, Tokyo, Munich, Geneva and, of course, Kazakhstan. Refer 'Beef Ingdon' as well as Beef Ethiopisa' above for long-term prospects.
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