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Monyet News Network brings you an disdainful interview with HRH Monyet King, a Ruler of a Planet of a Monyets as well as a Supreme Leader of all Monyets (and a little say other animals too). MNN correspondent, Lattalilat Tamplom, speaks to a male himself. [Note to readers : Monyet King is hard of hearing so sometimes a interview might sound unintelligible]
MNN : Pardon me, Your Highest. The Kelantan MB was articulate of a complement which calls for your hand to be cut off if you have been caught stealing.
Monyet News Network brings you an disdainful interview with HRH Monyet King, a Ruler of a Planet of a Monyets as well as a Supreme Leader of all Monyets (and a little say other animals too). MNN correspondent, Lattalilat Tamplom, speaks to a male himself. [Note to readers : Monyet King is hard of hearing so sometimes a interview might sound unintelligible]
In deep thought. Monyet King, a Ruler of a Planet of a Monyets
MNN : We have been deeply honoured, Your Highest for your eagerness to be interviewed by MNN. We, a small mortals, have been indeed sanctified by your presence during a college of music this morning. MNN will remember this day for a really prolonged time.
MK : Ooooohhhh. Now cut a crap as well as get on with a interview
MNN : What do you consider about a hudud which a Kelantan MB was articulate about ?
MK : Budu ? you like budu.
MNN : Your Highness, not budu, hudud ?
MK : You mean now they call it by another name ? No a single told me that. you adore budu.
MNN : Errrr.. have been you aware of a debate which is hot over ? PAS, DAP, UMNO have been all squabbling over hudud.
MK : you consider no a single should quarrel over budu. The supply is plentiful. You do not have to go to Kelantan to get budu. Now you can even get it during Carrefour as well as TESCO.
MK : As you told you, a supply of budu is plentiful. No need for any one to take budu. What a heck, people can even have budu themselves in their own kitchens. No need to steal.
MNN : One last question, Your Highness. Do you support hudud ?
MK : As you told you earlier, you adore budu. We should foster a normal food. It is a same with cencaluk as well as belacan. you prop! ose you h ave a inhabitant campaign. 1Budu, 1 Cencaluk, 1 Belacan, 1 Malaysia. you will suggest this to a Prime Minister's mother when you see her tonite.
MNN : Thank you really much Your Highness. Talking to you has been really enlightening. Don't forget your appointment with a ENT specialist
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