Celebrating 592 or 589 years of Founding

These days thanks to Mat Sabu during slightest a republic is not gripped by sex scandals, eremite bigotry, nauseous injustice or you have been disturbed about a double dip. Noone seems interested in personification governing body or sex or sacrament or race.

The latest breakthrough similar to a little Birkin purse is personification with history, becoming a little psycho or con historian delving into a past similar to a little consultant clairvoyant as well as wanting to shift a past for a little God knows what agenda!

It's not about Communists though about BolehLand story where historians customarily a English historians have created lies, so much lies about a story which it warrants a genuine 1PM of Malaysia as well as No2 of 1Malaysia it was reported when all a approach to ole England to ask which a lies be corrected.

Apparently a law of a have a difference is which BolehLand was NEVER colonise by a Brits or even a EIC or those British Residents were essentially since PR status or consultants entrance here to manage a super rich Malay Archipelago during a insistence of a wise Rulers.

The Japanese additionally didn't knock out BolehLand since they were here to eat poor sushi as well as sashmi as well as substantially done sex slaves of a internal lasses as well as after having their tender sushi as well as Suzie you can supposed, they all went behind to a land of a taking flight Sun!

And what about a Dutch as well as a Protuguese? They were substantially additionally visitors as well as got a little PR status to stay a while, build a couple of of their forts with a future in mind to help a Cuti-Cuti Malaysia get a little forex from a ancestors of those who stayed here as PR residents in 1511 as well as 1641.

Well which is a story which you read whilst in University. These days BolehLand story has most versions similar to a most versions of costly handbags which a genuine PM FLOM has.

Is it unequivocally loyal these dual supposedly leaders went to ask! a Briti sh to erase their life in this part of a world. They should have brought along a immigration fellos who help erase a record of a sure Mongolian lass whose visit was never re! corded w hen she was horribly C4 to dust as well as a couple of bones. Pardon to a family for this wanton description of what's left of their daughter.

What story have these dual fellos been taught? The BTN or a UMNO version? If a fellos complicated story in UCL, FLOM would wave a subject, whilst a alternative will blubber an 'F' huh?

Do they consider which usually since in Bolehland they have a energy to flip flop, shift their stories as well as rewrite their story book, they have been experts to direct a Brits to distortion about their story huh?

After being done to look patently silly as well as stupid with their requests, seems a Brits told them if Malaysia will abolish a 31st August Merdeka Day celebration, afterwards Britain will consider amending all a documents in a National Archives in London as well as will delete all references to a Colonial Office in these documents.

That will additionally meant there is no need to applaud Merdeka or Malaysia Day! Shucks was which a approach to go to take away to of a cherished public holidays huh?

While a little consider which a thought of asking a Brits to crush their story to factually scold BolehLand's version, there is essentially a lot of knowledge as well as consequence of a dual leaders in requesting for them to do an Arnold's Erasure of a Brits ever environment foot in BolehLand as well as establishing it a colony.

Some might contend 'my foot' for such foolish ask which shows how dumb or is it unfortunate a people have been to have their own story so they can be a complicated Hang Tuahs as well as heroes or heroines of BolehLand.

I for a single as a historian is peaceful to scapegoat my knowledge as well as go upon a moronic, silly as well as idiotic genius since if QEII's ancestors was never an imperialists, these things in Bole! hLand wo uld be shabby as well as illegal.

There would not be any Constitution which equates to no rights, no privileges, a competition would never be tangible by being fundamental with usually a single religion. The lain lain groups of people including from Kerala or Tongsan would never need to ask any a single to get the! same ri ghts, privileges as well as freedom than any alternative BolehLand.

It additionally equates to there will be no official sacrament as well as any a single can modify to any sacrament if they so wish.

Noone can explain they have been a sons of a soils generally those who modify to Islam.

There contingency never be any English travel or locale names ever.

The Stadhuys or Fort Cornwallis as well as alternative forts contingency be torn apart. Hey since not a Talibanisation of anything colonial to clean out any evidence of they ever being here huh?

And lastly you wouldn't be in BolehLand or perhaps never been born if my ancestors didn't come here as well as found their alternative half in BolehLand right?

And they would not be any UMNO, MCA, MIC or Alliance or BN since since do you need them if you have a Sultanate right?

So Malaya contingency be a little summer home to a Portuguese, Dutch, Japanese as well as English no?

Maybe a PTD officers, you know those ostensible to be tactful core who have been unequivocally being tactful when they have been abroad as well as do not speak since they can't speak a denunciation of a republic they have been posted too.- a PTD course in general family didn't cover imperialism history.

Or you know a story so well which a Malacca Sultanate was so powerful, wise as well as cunning to feign to let a imperialist in, theatre a little wars to scapegoat their people to have it genuine they have been putting up a little resistance whilst during a behind of their mind, they know a imperialists have been not colonisers though personification a little musical chair between themselves to stay in! a singl e place for a sure period, afterwards theatre a little feign war to take over etc, etc, etc!!!

Is it any surprise which you sent dual cocktail historian who knows nothing about ole British story consider during home they can twist as well as turn anything they instruct as well as similar to ole Tun said, hey you even brought a biggest energy as well as strong Brits to their knees as well as postulated us ehmm 'Independence', no?

Perhaps rsther than than waste taxpayers income in their lawatan sambil belajar sejarah visit to London, they could e! nforce t he EO as well as issue a eremite edict opposite any a single who utter a universe 'colonised' as well as detain any a single who still demand a Portuguese, Dutch, English as well as Japanese even 'menakluki' Tanah Melayu. That would not cost taxpayers any penny right?

But afterwards you can't even use a EO as it is from a ole 'colonial' masters, same to a most things in BolehLand!!!

So you should thank a FLOM as well as No2 of 1Malaysia for being so a dauntless a single as well as a usually bravest people in a universe to ask a strong Brits to shift as well as not crush their history. Even a Japanese supervision rewriting their nauseous WWII story would be nothing compared to what a leaders have been perplexing to accomplish.

But a Brits being Brits as well as smarter than a leaders, perhaps a librarian during a Colonial Office Records told a dual most powerful during slightest a single most powerful person in BolehLand about a little chronological truths which done them react as reported-

The First Lady as well as a Deputy Prime Minister told a media during a press conference which a have a difference will need serve contention as well as it might be in a long-term interest of a republic which Malaysia acknowledges which before to 31st August 1957 it was a British cluster after all.

The Cabinet will embrace a report upon Wednesday as well as it is expected to issue a matter a! sking Ma laysian historians to stop arguing which Malaysia was never colonised by Britain since this raised as well most questions involving alternative issues.

GahLee! need serve contention huh as well as in a prolonged term interest acknowledge BolehLand was a British cluster indeed? Afraid a law hurt? One wonders since of this accident in history, they get rights as well as privileges, since a heck do they instruct to shift story as well as lose them all? Or they consider a strong Malacca Sultanate approach of supervision will accede to even some-more absolute rights as well as privileges to their benefaction day sons of a soils huh?

What was a trip essentially for to be told you were a British cluster h! uh? Are you perplexing to blame a colonial masters of a woes you face today huh?

Anyway, those sane as well as rational BolehLand folks contingency ask a FLOM, Frankly Lady Otak Mana? which led both of them to ole England to scold distorted story huh? There have been most who have been wishing which come GE13 she would be story itself hah!

So if you can't get what you want, since not have feign you were never a colony? After all you have been all good pretenders here not accepting a problems as well as issues confronting everyone. Why not applaud a 592 year of foundation if a little people can accept a Hindu started a Sultanate which was declared after conversion to Islam.

Depending upon whose chronicle of story a single wants to follow, you can applaud a 592 years if you have been ok with a Hindu bit which is a start of a founding.

But since not applaud dual dates, 592 as well as 589 which which approach you still get dual public holidays usually similar to for a moment you hold a British colonised us as well as you got independence twice huh?

But afterwards again you need to accept whose story chronicle first of who founded as well as when Malacca was founded as well right?

Am you required to lapse my History grade since a story you comp! licated was a good distortion since a complicated good leaders suddenly got breeze a story of BolehLand is not what you have been taught!

Gosh you have been unequivocally BolehLand as any day you have been living a distortion lead by a domestic leaders as well as you have been told to hold which it is a truth, huh?

By a cadence or rsther than a Business / First Class ticket, a story has been incited to her-story, huh?

Sometimes you do instruct which a woman would stick to Birkin than embarass a total nation! As a Malays would whine 'Apa bikin pompan ini nak tukar sejarah sekarang?' (Why this woman need to shift story now?)

Welcome to BolehLand, celebrating 592 years as well as 599 years of its first - depending if you accept a Malay Hindu in Parameswara or a Malay Muslim in him huh?
YAHMEH!!!

Courtesy of Bonology.com Politically Incorrect Buzz & Buzz

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