Celebrating 592 or 589 years of Foundation

These days thanks to Mat Sabu during slightest the republic is not gripped by sex scandals, eremite bigotry, nauseous injustice or you have been disturbed about the stand in dip. Noone seems meddlesome in personification governing body or sex or relgion or race.

The ultimate fad similar to the little Birkin handbag is personification with history, apropos the little psycho or criminal historian delving into the past similar to the little consultant perceptive as good as wanting to shift the past for the little God knows what agenda!

It's not about Communists though about BolehLand story where historians customarily the English historians have written lies, so much lies about the story which it warrants the genuine 1PM of Malaysia as good as No2 of 1Malaysia it was reported when all the approach to ole England to ask which the lies be corrected.

Apparently the law of the have the difference is which BolehLand was NEVER colonize by the Brits or even the EIC or those British Residents were actually since PR standing or consultants entrance here to conduct the super rich Malay Archipelago during the behest of the wise Rulers.

The Japanese additionally didn't knock out BolehLand since they were here to eat cheap sushi as good as sashmi plus probably done sex slaves of the internal lasses as good as after having their raw sushi as good as Suzie you can supposed, they all went behind to the land of the taking flight Sun!

And what about the Dutch as good as the Protuguese? They were probably additionally visitors as good as got the little PR standing to stay the while, build the few of their forts with the future in mind to assistance the Cuti-Cuti Malaysia get the little forex from the ancestors of those who stayed here as PR residents in 1511 as good as 1641.

Well which is the story which you read whilst in University. These days BolehLand story has most versions similar to the most versions of costly handbags which the genuine PM FLOM has.

Is it unequivoca! lly loya l these dual presumably leaders went to ask the British to erase their existence in this part of the world. They should have brought along the immigration fellos who assistance erase the record of the certain Mongolian lass whose revisit was never re! corded w hen she was horribly C4 to dirt as good as the couple of bones. Pardon to the family for this crude description of what's left of their daughter.

What story have these dual fellos been taught? The BTN or the UMNO version? If the fellos complicated story in UCL, FLOM would flop the subject, whilst the alternative will blubber an 'F' huh?

Do they consider which only since in Bolehland they have the energy to flip flop, shift their stories as good as rewrite their story book, they have been experts to demand the Brits to distortion about their story huh?

After being done to demeanour obviously stupid as good as foolish with their requests, seems the Brits told them if Malaysia will abolish the 31st Aug Merdeka Day celebration, then Britain will consider amending all the papers in the National Archives in London as good as will undo all references to the Colonial Office in these documents.

That will additionally mean there is no need to applaud Merdeka or Malaysia Day! Shucks was which the approach to go to take divided to of the cherished open holidays huh?

While the little consider which the thought of asking the Brits to distort their story to factually scold BolehLand's version, there is actually the lot of knowledge as good as merit of the dual leaders in requesting for them to do an Arnold's Erasure of the Brits ever setting feet in BolehLand as good as establishing it the colony.

Some might say 'my foot' for such foolish request which shows how reticent or is it unfortunate the people have been to have their own story so they can be the complicated Hang Tuahs as good as heroes or heroines of BolehLand.

I for the single as the historian is willing to scapegoat my knowledge as good as go! upon th e moronic, stupid as good as idiotic genius since if QEII's ancestors was never an imperialists, these things in BolehLand would be invalid as good as illegal.

There would not be any Constitution which equates to no rights, no privileges, the competition would never be tangible by being inherent with usually the single religion. The lain lain groups of people together with from Kerala or Tongsan would never need to ask anyone! to get the same rights, privileges as good as leisure than any alternative BolehLand.

It additionally equates to there will be no central sacrament as good as any the single can modify to any sacrament if they so wish.

Noone can explain they have been the sons of the soils generally those who modify to Islam.

There contingency never be any English travel or locale names ever.

The Stadhuys or Fort Cornwallis as good as alternative forts contingency be ripped apart. Hey because not the Talibanisation of anything colonial to wipe out any justification of they ever being here huh?

And lastly you wouldn't be in BolehLand or maybe never been born if my ancestors didn't come here as good as found their alternative half in BolehLand right?

And they would not be any UMNO, MCA, MIC or Alliance or BN since because do you need them if you have the Sultanate right?

So Malaya contingency be the little summer home to the Portuguese, Dutch, Japanese as good as English no?

Maybe the PTD officers, you know those ostensible to be tactful core who have been unequivocally being tactful when they have been abroad as good as don't talk since they can't speak the language of the republic they have been posted too.- the PTD course in international family didn't cover imperialism history.

Or you know the story so good which the Malacca Sultanate was so powerful, wise as good as deceit to feign to let the imperialist in, theatre the little wars to scapegoat their people to have it genuine they have been putting up the little insurgency ! whilst d uring the behind of their mind, they know the imperialists have been not colonisers though personification the little low-pitched chair between themselves to stay in the single place for the certain period, then theatre the little feign fight to take over etc, etc, etc!!!

Is it any surprise which you sent dual pop historian who knows zero about ole British story consider during home they can turn as good as turn anything they want as good as similar to ole Tun said, hey you even brought the greatest energy as good as strong Brits to their knees as good as granted us ehmm 'Independence', no?

Perhaps rsther than than rubbish taxpayers income in their lawatan sambil belajar sejarah revisit to London, t! hey coul d enforce the EO as good as emanate the eremite edict against any the single who utter the universe 'colonised' as good as detain any the single who still insist the Portuguese, Dutch, English as good as Japanese even 'menakluki' Tanah Melayu. That would not cost taxpayers any penny right?

But then you can't even have use of the EO as it is from the ole 'colonial' masters, same to the most things in BolehLand!!!

So you should appreciate the FLOM as good as No2 of 1Malaysia for being so the dauntless the single as good as the usually bravest people in the universe to ask the strong Brits to shift as good as not distort their history. Even the Japanese supervision rewriting their nauseous WWII story would be zero compared to what the leaders have been trying to accomplish.

But the Brits being Brits as good as smarter than the leaders, maybe the librarian during the Colonial Office Records told the dual most comprehensive during slightest the single most comprehensive chairman in BolehLand about the little historical truths which done them react as reported-

The First Lady as good as the Deputy Prime Minister told the media during the press contention which the have the difference will require further contention as good as it might be in the long-term sed! uctivene ss of the republic which Malaysia acknowledges which prior to 31st Aug 1957 it was the British cluster after all.
The Cabinet will receive the inform upon Wednesday as good as it is approaching to emanate the statement asking Malaysian historians to stop arguing which Malaysia was never colonised by Britain since this raised too most questions involving alternative issues.

GahLee! require further contention huh as good as in the long term seductiveness admit BolehLand was the British cluster indeed? Afraid the law hurt? One wonders since of this collision in history, they get rights as good as privileges, because the heck do they want to shift story as good as remove them all? Or they consider the strong Malacca Sultanate approach of supervision will grant even some-more comprehensive rights as good as privileges to their benefaction day sons of the soils huh?

What was the outing actually for to be told you were the British c! olony hu h? Are you trying to blame the colonial masters of the woes you face today huh?

Anyway, those lucid as good as receptive BolehLand folks contingency ask the FLOM, Frankly Lady Otak Mana? which led both of them to ole England to scold twisted story huh? There have been most who have been wishing which come GE13 she would be story itself hah!

So if you can't get what you want, because not have feign you were never the colony? After all you have been all good pretenders here not accepting the problems as good as issues confronting everyone. Why not applaud the 592 year of foundation if the little people can accept the Hindu proposed the Sultanate which was named after conversion to Islam.

Depending upon whose chronicle of story the single wants to follow, you can applaud the 592 years if you have been ok with the Hindu bit which is the begin of the founding.

But because not applaud dual dates, 592 as good as 589 which which approach you still get dual open holidays only similar to for the impu! lse you hold the British colonised us as good as you got autonomy twice huh?

But then again you need to accept whose story chronicle initial of who founded as good as when Malacca was founded too right?

Am you required to lapse my History grade since the story you complicated was the good distortion since the complicated good leaders suddenly got breeze the story of BolehLand is not what you have been taught!

Gosh you have been unequivocally BolehLand as each day you have been living the distortion lead by the political leaders as good as you have been told to hold which it is the truth, huh?

By the cadence or rsther than the Business / First Class ticket, the story has been incited to her-story, huh?

Sometimes you do instruct which the lady would hang to Birkin than embarass the whole nation! As the Malays would sigh 'Apa bikin pompan ini nak tukar sejarah sekarang?' (Why this lady need to shift story now?)

Welcome to BolehLand, celebrating 592 years as good as 599 years of the initial - depending if you accept the Malay Hindu in Parameswara or the Malay Muslim in him huh?
YAHMEH!!!

Courtesy of Bonology.com Politically Incorrect Buzz & Buzz

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