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Language skills for orang utans, usual clarity for politicians
Lathtalilat Thamplom, Monyet News Network, 9 Aug 2011
Putrajaya, 9 August. After accepting the suggest by the American primatologist, Dr Francine Neago, to clarity denunciation skills to Orang Utans, the Ministry of Education has been swamped with offers from alternative scientists to clarity animals as well as humans various skills. The nation is set to become the regions premier education hub after several state governments concluded to set in reserve land as well as income for this purpose.
Monyet News Network has learnt which the Federal supervision has authorized the construction of the new purpose-built campus to clarity Orang Utans denunciation skills. Besides the inhabitant language, the Orang Utans will also be taught English as well as French. Fast guidance apes might also have the option of guidance Kelantanese. Dr Francine Neago said she had combined the computer-spelling programme which could help the orang utan take denunciation skills as well as communicate with humans. Each orang utan's guidance skills differs, but routinely it takes the year for it to conform to regulating the skills acquired, she added.
According to Tn. Hj. Samad Miskin, the senior officer during the Ministry of Education, the Ministry might adopt identical methods to clarity students in inhabitant school. After 13 years of schooling, the students still cannot master any denunciation skills. Not only English. Most cannot even verbalise Bahasa Malaysia properly. If the Orang Utan precision works, we might consider placing the stud! ents tog ether with the Orang Utans so which they can clarity from each other. It will be the truly Sekolah Wawas! an not o nly pupils of opposite ethnic background investigate together, they will also have the opportunity to investigate with Orang Utans. When questioned by MNN either there is the probability which the Orang Utans could outmanoeuvre humans, Tn Hj. Miskin said we already know that.
Another suggest came from India. Dr Shivaji Gupta, the primatologist from University of Gujerat has offering to clarity calculus to beak monkeys. My knowledge with beak monkeys has shown which they are intensely intelligent as well as capable of elucidate complex mathematical problems. Although in new years, their ability has rather been discontinued by the teaching of arithmetic in your inhabitant language, we strongly believe which with my proven teaching methods, we can train them to perform modernized calculus as well as even solve third-order differential equations. Once they have been trained, you can use them in your schools to clarity your children arithmetic thus overcoming the complaint of not having sufficient great teachers.
Meanwhile, the San Francisco Zoo has offering to send Koko Jr., the talking gorilla, to clarity the politicians usual sense. Koko Jr., the son of the famous gorilla Koko, has been teaching truth as well as great governance to Republicans as well as Democrats for the past 5 years. Koko Jrs mentor, Dr Stephen Taikerbau told MNN which Malaysian politicians could good almost from Koko Jrs wisdom. Iam assured which Koko Jr. will be means to explain profitable wisdom to your inaugurated representatives. He is really great during operative with humans with low levels of intelligence. In fact, Koko Jr. once even succeeded in teaching the chicken to verbalise English. we am excited. Once Koko Jr. is finished with you! r politi cians, all Malaysians can demeanour brazen to the brighter future".
MNN has learnt which both BN as well as Pakatan have nominated twenty o! f their many appropriate talents to undergo 3 weeks of complete precision with Koko Jr.
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