RM350 million, that's how much UMNO gotta spend to defeat the Red Bean Army by PRU14!

Or that's what some experts are telling a UMNO big wigs. If a party wants to set up a dialect ala a DAP's puzzling Red Bean Army, they asy, it needs to cough up RM350 million over a subsequent 5 years. Ringgit tiga ratus lima puloh juta sahaja.

Shocking, we say? Hogwash, certainly.

What UMNO needs to do is get a leaders, including those experts, to serve a people from right away until Najib Razak or whoever is PM then calls for a subsequent ubiquitous election. Turun padang as well as encounter a people face-to-face in a genuine world, not in a virtual one. There is no surrogate for frank hard work. Whose thought was it in a first place to have a dialect of amicable media that employs full-time tweeps, facebookers, instagrammers, bloggers as well as cybertroopers? What madness!

Three-hundred fifty bloody million ringgit to win a war of perception? Come off it!