BEEF NIGERIA LECON ABUJA
There is no beef. But 'potential investors and/or financiers' will receive an emailed notation from the purportedly Nigerian rancher claiming he has inherited from his late grandfather in Abuja the $ 2 billion cattle farm, that he has sold to his government. But he needs $ 200,000 to "negotiate with the authorities" to have the $ 2 billion transferred overseas, for that "temporary loan" he is peaceful to instruct his "bank" to compensate the 10% (of $ 2 billion) elect to any banker (for $ 200,000) as the upon trial as well as compulsory reduction from TT instructions. The notation will also state that if the recipient does not forward it to at slightest 10 others, he/she will be visited by locusts as well as plague.
Investigations will after show the Nigeria to have been 1 of 50, registered as 45-year aged studens in KL's LimCockUpWanking School of Creative Design, who never attended the day in class. TV3 will follow this up with an interview with the 52-year aged magisterial pure spinster clergyman in Bukit Kayu Hitam, who will strew copious tears upon camera as well as blubber about how she suspicion she had detected on-line discuss true adore with Michael Milton Obasanjo Obote, who had fleeced her of all her hold up savings, after aspiring her matrimony as well as ten kids.
There's one born every minute.
BEEF PERU
This Aztec brand beef ball soup as well as stew combo is extremely accessible for campers, ! hikers, mountaineers as well as outdoorspersons as it singly caters to their needs, in the centre packedin canswith nourishing Lima beans! Afficionados, BE FOREWARNED! The outer Cortez skin-layer of Lima beans contingency be carefully removed before in progress to avoid Montezuma's Revenge (aka travellers' diarrhoea)!
BEEF QATAR
It's actually difficult as well as lean though somewhat salty as well as flowing camel beef invented by the cabinet from the deserts of Dubai. After all, they have for years been utilising APCO 1 Israel PR as well as promotion spin to trick we into meditative duty giveaway shopping as well as cost of vital have been actually cheaper in Dubai than in KL. Next project, Dubai Duck. Bombay Duck is of march not the duck, though dried fish. Dubai Duck is the Silverman Sachs investor rapt biography that will warn potential foreign investors of the sheikh down as well as Ponzi schemes in Dubai real estate.
BEEF RUSSIA
A really bolshie duck Kiev-type over-sized thigh of cow roast. Injected with elephant syringe-full liquidised mixture of red tomatoes, garlic, ginger, onions, oregano as well as vodka, it is served withor Russian kidney beans, Blini bread as well as Beluga caviar.
The dish, declared 'Ra Ra Ras-Putin (lover of the Russian Queen, the KGB's adore machine)' has the somewhat suspect as well as rascally reputation. The 2013 formula of 'Ra Ra Ras-Putin (lover of the Russian Queen, the KGB's adore machine)' being voted upon as well as elevated to the Presidential Class of Soviet Cuisine, were stolen final week from the offices of the Election Commission.
BEEF SINGIAPOUR IQ ST! EAK
Mainly used to furnish beef ball geriatric full of hair senior coach soup noodles beef bedecked with talkingcock.com atonement my french beans, this weak as well as boneless ageing totalitarian beef will only be served to we if we have the PHD, provable IQ upon tip of 160, stop at dual (but we can start again at 2.30) as well as gamble at Sands Casinoresortpolice. Otw, everybody gets equal portions, though the little more equal than udders.
BEEF TURKEY JIVE
Malaysian Civil Service elite Erdogan beef beef with magic post (gaji buta) beans, especially by the Chief Secretary Bird as well as tip Mandarin Birds out upon feathering their own nests with 25% compensate increase, $ 60,000 per month salary as well as upon trial 6-month's homogeneous bonus per year.
A more expected aged cow's tale we would not have listened from Senator Scheherazade, part-time Minister for Womens' Harem Affairs of the Court of Caliph Dr.Imelda Birkin Rosemajib, even as she brazenly attempts to stretch her resignation, though not the resignation, for One Thousand as well as One Nights.
BEEF URUGUAY
South American sub-prime beef beef consumed in alarmingly large quantities upon credit, principally by USA as well as horse opera nations in round table traffic talks, until 1995. GATT it? Now replaced by WTO, it's the same aged bemoan in brand brand new CDS options stinky-bean pods, marketed by Bernie Madhoff Silverman Sachs investment house to establish the level personification field by bringing everybody down to the same level of failure as well as poverty.
BEEF VENEZUELA CALYPSO
The export peculiarity cattle as well as beef from one of the many crime-ridden countries in the world, ranked N0.172 o! ut of 18 2 of the 2011 'Most Corrupt Countries' in the Corruption Perception Index, is the large hit between Bolihland fraudtrepreneurs inspired by Harry Belafonte's calypso ditty "Matilda, Matilda, she take my money as well as run Venezuela!' Bolihland has the little approach to go with the No.60 ranking, though the universe is shrinking as well as there have been fewer as well as fewer places where we can safelylaunder moneyrear cattle as well as furnish beef, as well as live with no extradition worries.
BEEF WEST IRIAN JAYA
The acrid ambience of this rarest of beef available from the place once know as Papua, will leave we breathless as well as possibly feeling light-headed, if not completely headless, so permanent can be the result. You have to put up with in skullduggery to import it. Best eaten raw with cannibal beans from the Congo in Africa as well as washed down with Papau New Guinea Kava drink, that has the invigorating ambience of passed cockroaches total with the amber tide from the rabid three-headed canine from Hell.
BEEF XANADU MONGOLIA
Legendary Altantuya bovine-breed beef from the justice of Mongolian Ambassador to France, Kublai Rosemajib Khan, who once, dual pleasure peniscope domed Scorepenis-class submarine @ $ 4 billion each, did decree. The tip of 6-star Michelin rated cordon bleu in progress of Altantuya-beef lies in jacket cow live as well as whole in plastic-lined lead sheets, stuffing it with C4 explosives as well as blast-cooking it in the open air of pleasant jungles, preferably at 3 a.m. for most appropriate results.
$ 500,000 per kg Altantuya-class Mongolian beef can only be paid for by $ 540 million 'not the commission, though facilitation as well as administrative fee' Havoxbridge-con PhD Agent Baginda in Oxford. All report can be "reliaby" obtained from PI Ba! la (no S D) in Chennai as well as London.
BEEF ZANZIBAR
There was once the Minister from 1M Bolihland,
By the name of Shahrizar,
Who desired the sun, sea as well as sand,
In the distant islands of Zanzibar.
So, she got got her clueless PhD father as well as 3I USA-educated children to together band,
For the $ 250 million supervision contract to grow cattle as well as beef, nearby as well as far,
And set off logically opposite the globe in aspiring office of pricey condominiums as well as land,
From KL to Singapore to the distant islands of Zanzibar.
There was once the Minister from 1M Bolihland with the magic wand,
Whose family roared around in their brand brand brand new Mercedes car,
And found most to their astonishment they could not plant cattle or beef seeds in the sand,
In the distant islands of Zanzibar.
What happened to 'O' as well as 'Y' we ask? Well. everytime we ask the PM as well as Ministers for any explanations for monetary scandals, their beef batch reply is:
"O, Y collect upon me? Every BUMNO Minister has skeletons in his cupboard, together with Dr.M." So, O as well as Y have been omitted because it's all the waste of time. Just opinion them all out.
ABB - Anything But BUMNO.
Donplaypuks with with ! tolerabl e farming, man!
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