BEEF NIGERIA LECON ABUJA
There is no beef. But 'potential investors and/or financiers' will embrace an emailed minute from the purportedly Nigerian farmer claiming he has hereditary from his late grandfather in Abuja the $ 2 billion cattle farm, that he has sole to his government. But he needs $ 200,000 to "negotiate with the authorities" to have the $ 2 billion transferred overseas, for that "temporary loan" he is peaceful to indoctrinate his "bank" to compensate the 10% (of $ 2 billion) elect to any financier (for $ 200,000) as the guaranteed as well as compulsory deduction from TT instructions. The minute will additionally state that if the target does not brazen it to during slightest 10 others, he/she will be visited by locusts as well as plague.
Investigations will after uncover the Nigeria to have been 1 of 50, purebred as 45-year aged studens in KL's LimCockUpWanking School of Creative Design, who never attended the day in class. TV3 will follow this up with an interview with the 52-year aged magisterial virgin spinster teacher in Bukit Kayu Hitam, who will shed copious tears upon camera as well as moan about how she suspicion she had detected on-line chat loyal love with Michael Milton Obasanjo Obote, who had fleeced her of all her life savings, after aspiring her marriage as well as 10 kids.
There's one innate any minute.
BEEF PERU
This Aztec code beef round soup as well as stew combo is extremely handy for campers, hiker! s, mount aineers as well as outdoorspersons as it uniquely caters to their needs, conveniently packedin canswith nourishing Lima beans! Afficionados, BE FOREWARNED! The outdoor Cortez skin-layer of Lima beans contingency be delicately private before in progress to equivocate Montezuma's Revenge (aka travellers' diarrhoea)!
BEEF QATAR
It's essentially tough as well as lean though somewhat salty as well as watery camel beef invented by the cabinet from the deserts of Dubai. After all, they have for years been utilising APCO 1 Israel PR as well as advertising turn to trick we in to thinking duty free shopping as well as price of living have been essentially cheaper in Dubai than in KL. Next project, Dubai Duck. Bombay Duck is of course not the duck, though dried fish. Dubai Duck is the Silverman Sachs investor rapt biography that will advise potential foreign investors of the sheikh down as well as Ponzi schemes in Dubai real estate.
BEEF RUSSIA
A very bolshie chicken Kiev-type over-sized thigh of cow roast. Injected with elephant syringe-full liquidised reduction of red tomatoes, garlic, ginger, onions, oregano as well as vodka, it is served withor Russian kidney beans, Blini bread as well as Beluga caviar.
The dish, named 'Ra Ra Ras-Putin (lover of the Russian Queen, the KGB's love machine)' has the somewhat suspect as well as rascally reputation. The 2013 formula of 'Ra Ra Ras-Putin (lover of the Russian Queen, the KGB's love machine)' being voted upon as well as elevated to the Presidential Class of Soviet Cuisine, were stolen last week from the offices of the Election Commission.
BEEF SINGIAPOUR I! Q STEAK< /span>
Mainly used to produce beef round geriatric full of hair senior coach soup noodles beef bedecked with talkingcock.com pardon my french beans, this boneless as well as boneless ageing total beef will usually be served to we if we have the PHD, provable IQ upon tip of 160, stop during dual (but we can begin again during 2.30) as well as gamble during Sands Casinoresortpolice. Otw, everyone gets next to portions, though the little some-more next to than udders.
BEEF TURKEY JIVE
Malaysian Civil Service preferred Erdogan beef beef with sorcery sinecure (gaji buta) beans, generally by the Chief Secretary Bird as well as tip Mandarin Birds out upon feathering their own nests with 25% compensate increase, $ 60,000 per month income as well as guaranteed 6-month's homogeneous reward per year.
A some-more expected aged cow's tale we would not have listened from Senator Scheherazade, part-time Minister for Womens' Harem Affairs of the Court of Caliph Dr.Imelda Birkin Rosemajib, even as she brazenly attempts to stretch her resignation, though not the resignation, for One Thousand as well as One Nights.
BEEF URUGUAY
South American sub-prime beef beef consumed in alarmingly large quantities upon credit, principally by USA as well as western nations in round table trade talks, until 1995. GATT it? Now transposed by WTO, it's the same aged bemoan in new CDS options stinky-bean pods, marketed by Bernie Madhoff Silverman Sachs investment house to settle the turn playing margin by bringing everyone down to the same turn of bankruptcy as well as poverty.
BEEF VENEZUELA CALYPSO
The export quality cattle as well as beef from one of the many crime-ridden countries in the world, ranked N! 0.172 ou t of 182 of the 2011 'Most Corrupt Countries' in the Corruption Perception Index, is the large hit among Bolihland fraudtrepreneurs desirous by Harry Belafonte's calypso descant "Matilda, Matilda, she take my money as well as run Venezuela!' Bolihland has the little approach to go with the No.60 ranking, though the universe is timorous as well as there have been fewer as well as fewer places where we can safelylaunder moneyrear cattle as well as produce beef, as well as live with no extradition worries.
BEEF WEST IRIAN JAYA
The acrid ambience of this rarest of beef accessible from the place once know as Papua, will leave we breathless as well as presumably feeling light-headed, if not completely headless, so permanent can be the result. You have to indulge in skullduggery to import it. Best eaten tender with cannibal beans from the Congo in Africa as well as washed down with Papau New Guinea Kava drink, that has the invigorating ambience of dead cockroaches total with the amber stream from the rabid three-headed dog from Hell.
BEEF XANADU MONGOLIA
Legendary Altantuya bovine-breed beef from the justice of Mongolian Ambassador to France, Kublai Rosemajib Khan, who once, dual wish peniscope domed Scorepenis-class submarine @ $ 4 billion each, did decree. The secret of 6-star Michelin rated cordon bleu in progress of Altantuya-beef lies in jacket cow live as well as whole in plastic-lined lead sheets, seasoned mixture it with C4 explosives as well as blast-cooking it in the open air of tropical jungles, preferably during 3 a.m. for best results.
$ 500,000 per kg Altantuya-class Mongolian beef can usually be paid for through $ 540 million 'not the commission, though facilitation as well as executive fee' Havoxbridge-con PhD Agent Baginda in Oxford. All information can be "reliaby" perform! ed from PI Bala (no SD) in Chennai as well as London.
BEEF ZANZIBAR
There was once the Minister from 1M Bolihland,
By the name of Shahrizar,
Who desired the sun, sea as well as sand,
In the apart islands of Zanzibar.
So, she got got her clueless PhD husband as well as 3I USA-educated children to together band,
For the $ 250 million supervision contract to grow cattle as well as beef, nearby as well as far,
And set off logically across the creation in aspiring pursuit of pricey condominiums as well as land,
From KL to Singapore to the apart islands of Zanzibar.
There was once the Minister from 1M Bolihland with the sorcery wand,
Whose family roared around in their code new Mercedes car,
And found much to their astonishment they could not plant cattle or beef seeds in the sand,
In the apart islands of Zanzibar.
What happened to 'O' as well as 'Y' we ask? Well. everytime we ask our PM as well as Ministers for any explanations for financial scandals, their beef batch reply is:
"O, Y pick upon me? Every BUMNO Minister has skeletons in his cupboard, including Dr.M." So, O as well as Y have been omitted because it's all the waste of time. Just opinion them all out.
ABB - Anything But BUMNO.
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