INTERGRI T? SORRY, WE HAVEN'T SERVED THAT BLEND SINCE 1969!

The battle-scarred maestro of many a GATT/WTO skirmish for free AP handouts to abounding relatives as well as cronies underneath a certain action (for a abounding as well as haves) driven New Economic Policy, Madam rAPidafire Ironic Lady, stormed in to a deserted parlour of 1M $ 40 Million Heavily Subsidised Ye Olde Madras Town Mamak Tea Shoppe.

" A pot of my favourite Intergri T, Maidin. Lots of it. And be snappy about it, or else...You know who we am, do not you?"

"Aren't we which Biggest Loser Lady who always doing a Hari Raya TV ad with frizzed out rat fur upon her head, year in year out during a same rural, nation residence in Melaka?

"What? How brave we upset me with nation yokel peasants! And where's my Intergri T?"

"Well, we have been a bit behinding a times, Madam rAPidafire. We not serving which Alliance Daching mix given 13th May1969, as well as positively not after July 1981."

"In which case, a pot of Earl Grey, Darjeeling or Tetley's Tea Bags will do. Chop, chop! You know what they say:

Tetley'sTea Bags - 90% aroma, 10% body.

Earl Grey- 50% aroma, 50% body.

Darjeeling- 90% body, 10% aroma.

"Sorry Madam rAPidafire, we do not serving yimported British or Yindian tea."

"No, as well as I'll have nothing of a Boh ganja powder contaminated "got oomph" local stuff for me."

"Just for we Madam, we carrying specia! l gradua tion of tea from downing under. Coming 5 flavours:

Far T- 90% aroma, 10 % body. Sold by thecc (cubic centimetres).

Shi T- 50% aroma, 50% body. Sold by thekg (kilogram).

Cnu T- 90% body, 10% aroma. Sold bychina doll.

Pas T- 100% fundamental hot air for those religiously inclined. Sold by Osama (deceased).

Dato Trio T- 100% HollyBollyTonkywood aroma. The creme de la creme ofBUMNOsponsored carnal spicy teas, specially alien from a salons of Phat Pong in Bangcoq. When hot H2O is poured over a tea leaves, a magical top covering of blue film will appear, which when sipped, can renovate full-haired immature group in to pot-bellied grandpas wearing crew cut hairsyle. Must be used up with jantan alicopporn. Boiling H2O contingency be timed with Omega Oyster Perpetual Day-Date Wrist Watch donated by Saudi Prince. For best results, attractive China Doll will be upon hand to safeguard initial bring to boil is completed satisfactorily in just fifteen mins as well as second boil, thirty mins later. Sold by Cik Thamby Pendek.

Would we trying a cup of any?"

"No, not today, thank you. Just a bottle of vegetable H2O then."

"Ah, which we carrying 3 types:

Air Hitam du TOILETwith brownish-red sludge ooze as well as ammonia, optional. Specially picked up as well as bottled from Puncak, Splash as well as Syabas subterraneous springs in a Klang Valley.

Air Derriere du FLOM(First Lady of Mongolia) indifferent to keep in figure a blossoming hips of FLOM, FLOS (First Lady of Shopping) as well as FLOP (First Lady of Putrajaya).

Air Asiadu CHEAP(CertifiedHelluvaExperienceAeroPlanes) d! uring $ fifteen a bottle with $ thirty coqscrew if booked online as well as paid by credit card in advance. Otw, in-flight orders will price $ thirty per bottle an coqscrew, $ 60. Now, Everyone Can Drink (if we can afford it, but you'll get coqscrewed anyway).

"Don't we have anything really special which we routinely haven for, say,FLOCU?"

"Please don'tbe swearing during me, Madam rAPidafire!"

"Oh, el mega stupido Maidin, we meant for First Lady of Curtin University."

"Oh, is there a alloy in a house?"

"Oh, do people have fake degrees here?'

"Perishing a thought!"

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