Monyet King predicts things that will not happen in 2012

As we know, HRH Monyet King is very wordly as well as wise. While all a alternative supposed smart-people out there have been presaging what will happen subsequent year, His Highness has taken a contrarian approach. Here he predicts twelve things which will really not happen in 2012.
1. Ibrahim Ali WILL NOT win a Nobel Prize for Literature (or Physics or Chemistry). Yes, we know some of we will be disappointed though a Norwegian Nobel Prize Committee will not be promulgation out any invitations to Pasir Mas subsequent year.2. Perkasa WILL NOT be merging with a MCA or a DAP or a Gerakan.3. Karpal Singh, Lim Kit Siang, Nik Aziz as well as Hadi WILL NOT be retiring from governing body although they will be more than 500 years aged subsequent year. So we youngsters in Pakatan, take a number as well as mount in line.4. The initial lady Rosmah Mansor, Home Minister Hishamuddin Hussein Onn, MIC president Palanivel, MCA President Chua Soil Kek as well as Gerakan president Koh Tsu Koon, WILL NOT win a many popular person in Malaysia award. So if we have been RM's fan, contemptible lah try again in 2013.5. Tun Mahathir WILL NOT be keeping quiet despite being older than Yoda. With his philosophy of prodding, poking, stabbing as well as whacking his successors, he WILL NOT go widely separated quietly.6. Hassan Ali WILL NOT be visiting a Vatican. Despite his keen seductiveness in 12th century Roman architecture as well as Renaissance Art, Hassan WILL NOT be boarding which plane to Rome.7. The Malaysian football group WILL NOT be feared around a world. we know some of we might think otherwise, though a reality is our group will onslaught to break 150 in a universe ranking. The only teams which might fear us have been Bangladesh as well as Papua New Gu! inea.8. The Malaysian space programme WILL NOT land a male upon Mars or a Moon or a Sun. Our space programme WILL NOT be going anywhere, except perhaps to Uranus.9. Sodomy WILL NOT be made authorised in Malaysia. Sigh. Sorry lah bro (yes, yes, we know who we are). If we have been gay, all a domestic parties WILL NOT accept you, despite their seemingly liberal as well as mode! rn outlo ok.10. The year-round racial, eremite as well as domestic tongue WILL NOT go away.11. Malaysians WILL NOT turn divided, hate or kill any other. Despite a consistent immorality prodding by unethical politicians, many Malaysians WILL NOT be swayed. Some people who mount to gain from Malaysians being widely separated WILL NOT give up as well as go upon spewing hatred.12. HRH Monyet King WILL NOT turn a Prime Minister of Malaysia. Despite numerous requests by thousands of Malaysians, HRH will decrease a offer, preferring to focus upon essay nonsense upon his blog.
p.s.
A special messagefor a imbeciles between you
The universe WILL NOT finish in 2012
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