Tuesday is D-Day

Tuesday is D-Day

Latthalilat Thamplom, Monyet News Network, twenty November 2011

Putrajaya, twenty Nov. The D-Day a biggest day in a history of Malaysia's space programme is here. The many awaited POMJOM1, Malaysia's (and a world's) initial manned mission to a Sun, will be launched during 1830 hrs GMT upon Tuesday, 22 November. The launch, from a Merdeka Aerospace Center (MAC) in Gemas, Negeri Sembilan, will be radio programme live as well as is approaching to be watched by over 3 billion television viewers worldwide.

The Rector of Aeronautical andSpace Agency of Malaysia (ASAM), Tan Sri Dr Farid Chris Merican, during his every day media briefing this morning, sensitive which ASAM has been operative non-stop round-the-clock to ensure a trouble-free launch. The agency, which had come underneath heavy critique over a past weeks for alleged delays as well as mismanagement, recruited an a single more 70 engineers as well as 25 beak monkeys last week to beef up a mission support.

Tan Sri Merican told newsmen "I admit there have been problems over a past weeks. In fact, there were 3 major hiccups. First there was a major complaint with a fuel supply. We found out rsther than late which a fuel supplier, a National Fuel-Lot Corporation (NFC), could not supply a contracted apportion of a tall opening jet fuel. They were ostensible to deliver 400,000 tonnes of fuel though sensitive u! s two we eks ago which they could only conduct 23,000 tonnes. That's really pissed a cow out of me. Luckily a engineers managed to modify a booster engines to run upon a mixture of minyak kelapa sawit as well as minyak gamat both which have been plentiful in a country. Problem solved".

Tan Sri Merican combined "the second complaint was a controversy over a commandant of a flight. We done a critical inapplicable designation by selecting a mission commandant formed upon technical cunning as well as leadership skills. Thanks to a advice by a political parties, you realised which a categorical caring should have been skin colour. To prove all parties, ASAM is right away pleased to make known which Bobo, a beak monkey, will right away be a commandant of a mission. No secular issue. Problem solved".

Bobo will command Malaysia's expedition to a Sun

Hj. Hussein Ali, ASAM's executive of eremite affairs, combined "the third complaint was risk of proselytisation. Who knows what evil lurks in a deep space or upon a Sun?. We need to be prepared in box aliens try to proselytise a angkasawans. I have additionally taught a angkasawans about a dangers of being gay. You know, a tour to a Sun is prolonged as well as conditions have been close in a booster there is regularly risk which a devil could tempt a single or two of a men to do a unmentionable. All a angkasawans, together with Bobo, have undergone 3 weeks of complete eremite counselling during Universiti Nasional Teknologi Angkasa (UNTA). I consider which should take caring of a problem".

In response to a subject of a purporte! d change s to a moody plan, Dr Stephen Nasalis, a head of ASAM's Bureau of Information (BOI), pronounced which a moody devise has been mutated during a request of a crew. He pronounced "the strange devise was to fly to Jupiter as well as make use of a hulk planet's gravitational margin to slingshot a booster to a Sun. This would have been a fastest as well as easiest way to strech a Sun. However, a management motionless to concede a request from a organisation to have a stopover during Coruscant. Our angkasawans have listened so many about which planet so you thought it would be nice for them to stop there for a while. This brief stopover will add an additional 38 days to a journey. But you consider it is value it as there is an event for us to settle diplomatic relationship with Coruscant you would afterwards be a initial nation to have completed that".

The POMJOM1 organisation will stopover during Curoscant with a hope of establishing diplomatic relationship

Although MNN was not means to speak to a brand new commandant of a mission, a correspondent has been reliably sensitive which Bobo as well as a rest of a organisation have been in tall spirits.

ASAM is enlivening all Malaysians to witness a launch first-hand during a a Merdeka Aerospace Centre. MNN has learnt which all a hotels in a nation have been entirely booked as thousands of foreign journalists, camera crew, bloggers, space enthusiasts as well as beak fans descent upon Gemas. Free kereta lembu (bullocart) rides will be provided from Gemas to a launch site, pleasantness of a National Fuel Lot Corporation.

! A orator from Jabatan Kajicuaca pronounced "we predict sleet here as well as there upon a aspect of a Sun. We have suggested ASAM to yield a angkasawans with umbrellas or raincoats"