MNN : Number of gays to increase by 328%

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Number of gays to enlarge by 328%

Latthalilat Thamplom, Monyet News Network, twenty-seven October

Kuantan, twenty-seven October. The series of gays in Malaysia is approaching to enlarge by 328% as the outcome of the Elton John unison next month.

In the press statement expelled by today, PIS Youth today called on the supervision to cancel the unison by the world-reknown thespian citing "the unison will foster the enlightenment of hedonism among immature Malaysians. Elton John is the gay. If our people attend his concert, they would also become gays. This is common sense lah. Any propagandize kid in Bachok, Kelantan can also discuss it we this. We even have proof which by simply listening to his music, people will become gays".

The press statement, signed by one Tn. Hj. Redzuan Lee ! Abdullah , also added "based on an in-depth research carried out by the political party, the series of gays in the nation is approaching to climb from the current 56,884 to 243,463 persons. The incidences of sodomy cases is approaching to climb from an normal of 89,534 per day to 222,712 per day while the incidences of constipation (as the outcome of the sodomy) will climb from 46,556 cases the day to 356,991 cases per day. All this since of which one evil unison which will be hold in Genting Highlands. We must stop evil from spreading".

In the related development, the Department of Reproductive Health Malaysia reliable the numbers. According to Dr Lee Tian Choo, the comparison biochemist, the analysis finished by the dialect showed which all the increases will occur in Kelantan nonetheless the unison will tak! e place at Genting Highlands. "This thing has been bugging the dialect for the past couple of years. Everytime there is the unison somewhere in Malaysia, the series of rape, incest as well as the incidences of HIV increases in Kelantan. We have been operative with PAS to find the solution to this".

The direct for Vaseline is approaching to enlarge neatly prior to the Elton John concert

Meanwhile Syarikat Pelincir DB Malaysia Sdn Bhd, the internal distributor of Vaseline, said which it is expecting the pointy enlarge in the direct for Vaseline in the set up up to as well as after the Elton John concert. The company expects the direct to be particularly tall in Kelantan.

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