DEMOCRAT
You have dual cows.
Your nearby resident has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You pull for higher taxes so a supervision can yield cows for everyone..
REPUBLICAN
You have dual cows.
Your nearby resident has none.
So?
SOCIALIST
You have dual cows.
The supervision takes a single as well as gives it to your neighbor.
You form a mild to discuss it him how to conduct his cow.
COMMUNIST
You have dual cows.
The supervision seizes both as well as provides we with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive as well as sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have dual cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, as well as set up a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, CANADIAN STYLE
You have dual cows.
Under a new farm program a supervision pays we to shoot one, divert a other, as well as afterwards f! low a di vert down a drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have dual cows.
You sell one, lease it behind to yourself as well as do an IPO upon a 2nd one.
You force a dual cows to furnish a divert of 4 cows.
You have been surprised when a single cow drops dead.
You turn an proclamation to a analysts stating we have downsized as well as have been shortening expenses.
Your batch goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have dual cows.
You go upon strike because we wish 3 cows.
You go to lunch as well as drink wine.
Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have dual cows.
You redesign them so they have been one-tenth a distance of an typical cow as well as furnish twenty times a milk.
They sense to travel upon unbelievably swarming trains.
Most have been during a top of their category during cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION
You have dual cows.
You engineer them so they have been all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent peculiarity milk, as well as run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they additionally direct thirteen weeks of eighth month per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have dual cows though we don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
You have dual cows.
You drink a little vodka.
You equate them as well as sense we have 5 cows.
You drink a little more vodka.
You equate them again as well as sense we have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up as well as takes over however most cows we really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all a cows in Afghanistan , that have been two.
You don't divert them because we cannot touch any creature's private parts.
You get a $40 million accede to from a US supervision to find alternatives to divert prolongation though use a money to buy weapons.
IRAQI CORPORATION
You have dual cows.
They go in to hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.
POLISH CORPORATION
You have dual bulls.
Employees have been continually maimed as well as killed attempting to divert them.
BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have a single cow.
Sometimes a cow thinks he's French, alternative times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with a French cow.
The French cow wants control of a Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks accede to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.
FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow as well as a b! rownish- red cow.
Everyone votes for a most appropriate looking one.
Some of a people who actually similar to a brownish-red a single most appropriate accidentally opinion for the black one.
Some people opinion for both.
Some people opinion for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to opinion during all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state discuss it we that a single we think is a best looking cow.
CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only 5 speak English.
Most have been illegal.
Arnold likes a ones with a large udders.
KUALA LUMPUR, Sept twenty-six Senior Customs military military officer Ahmad Sarbaini Mohamed's fatal tumble during a Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) office here 5 months ago was an accident, a coroner's justice ruled today.
The situation was a second time a person had died while under a MACC's care.
Teoh Beng Hock Teoh, a DAP domestic ! aide, wa s found passed upon July 16, 2009 upon a fifth-floor mezzanine of Plaza Masalam in Shah Alam after he was questioned overnight by MACC officers during their then-Selangor headquarters. He was 30.
Aged 56, Ahmad Sarbaini, who had been attached to a Port Klang Customs office, was found passed upon a badminton justice upon a first office building of a MACC office building in Cheras here upon April 6, after returning to then-spanking new dom! icile in Jalan Cochrane, purportedly to rectify his previous testimony as a witness.
The inquisition in to his death, that ran over a march of a single month, sat for twelve days as well as saw 34 witnesses testifying.
A debate pathology consultant from Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia who had had supervised a autopsy testified that Ahmad Sarbaini had probably lost his balance while upon a slight edge outside a MACC building's third-floor cupboard window as well as fell backwards 10 metres to a badminton court.
A forensics military military officer had additionally told a inquisition that Ahmad Sarbaini did not dedicate suicide nor was he murdered. DSP Sharul Othman Mansur said Ahmad Sarbaini tried to jump to a roof of a badminton justice though unsuccessful as well as fell to his death.
The Selangor Customs partner director had been remanded upon March twenty-nine following a MACC-led swoop upon a Customs syndicate that it said was obliged for during slightest RM3 billion in delinquent taxes, resulting in a arrest of 62 officers.
But only days ago, several Umno-linked blogs expelled a sex video in an strong try to tarnish a reputation of Customs officers forward of today's verdict.
The video that appears to have been secretly available shows a Malay male enchanting in sex with a Caucasian lady in what looks similar to a hotel room.
The male in a video is not named, though bloggers had linked a recording, that is patrician "Pegawai Kastam Yang Terlampau," to Ahmad Sarbaini's death, though furnished nothing of substance to behind their claim.
Ahmad Sarbaini is survived by his wife as well as 5 children elderly in between twelve as well as 27.
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