Queen Elizabeth must be embarrassed by her reduction than USD$24 million ring !
This is her ring ... Guess how many ?
KARIS Tanzanite (1.20 Ct) Platinum Bond Brass Ring (Size O)
Just imagine we have been throwing a party. A son or daughter is removing married. we have invited everyone. Relatives as well as friends. You have left to a encampment or kampung which we were innate in as well as raised, maybe 40 years ago, as well as invited neighbours as well as friends who we played with as a little kid. Your guest of honour is your boss. A famous Datuk Seri. You have even printed his name upon a invitation label as a patron of a marriage as well as we know which his participation as well as gracing of your child's marriage will be a talk of a town as well as we will be roundly be congratulated for having him beauty a marriage we have been hosting.
Then dual days before a wedding, a newspapers as well as television headlines scream with cinema of your boss's wife, all bloodied with face all puffed up from a violence as well as punches she got. She accuses her husband, your boss, for having done a honours. Police reports have been done as well as he has been picked up for questioning as ! well as subsequently released. The inform additionally suggests which a fight took place over a objections of a mother of him wanting to take upon a second very many younger wife.
A day before a wedding, we have been celebration of a mass this. Your whole family is during a breakfast table. Your daughter, who is to be married, is crying. She was so looking brazen for a Datuk Seri gracing her wedding. But here right away she sees a beast which every final dungeon in her body detests. Your mother is sitting silent. She understands a quandary we have been in.
He is your trainer as well as we still need a job. You would prefer which we had not profiled him so highly for a wedding, though we have. Its starting to be so uncomfortable. You cannot be bringing up a theme matter with him during a wedding, we do not feel we have a right of place. After all we have been usually a minion in his organisation as well as not his golfing partner.
But we have a common sense. You know what needs to be done. You have been rebuilt to accept which he may usually not come. Or he may call we to forgive him from a marriage as well as we would be usually as well pleased if he did that. So we wait. Hoping which we will embrace a call. You have a hundred things to do. But we never had a mobile phone as well as so if a call has to come it has to be during your home. So we wait. You allot errands to your wife, sons as well as daughter. You call your friends as well as kin as well as allot them jobs to do as well. The call does not come. Past noon, we have been removing desperate. You have a flash. You call your immediate boss. Tell him, as well as ask him in a many tactful approach if a Datuk Seri would still be entrance a next day for a wedding. The trainer does not know. And he declines bringing up a theme to a Datuk Seri. You plead, as well as he says it is none of his business.
The Datuk Seri is additionally not in a office. You have his mobile number. You stare during a number. Pick up a phone as well as pass! in a fi rst 3 numbers. Stop. You put down a phone. You do which a integrate of more times. Then eventually we have a call.
"Hello, Datuk Seri, good afternoon tuan. This is Thangavellu Thangavellu"
"Hello" Thanga! How is all going? Your daughter's marriage preparations all starting alright? Hey, we am looking brazen to a mutton curry from we caterer. He creates a best mutton curry we know. That is why we recommended him to you. Hey, we do not mind if we chuck in a little domestic summary in my debate eh? we have already rebuilt a good speech. And oh, by a way, my mother won't be entrance la, so we have a necessary arrangements during a categorical list la. "
"O.k tuan. O.k."
"So, why did we call me? " "Is there anything?"
"Err, usually checking to endorse a time of your attainment tuan! Its 7.30 sharp we said"
"Yes. which is right"
"O.k. tuan. Thank You, tuan. Bye. See we tomorrow tuan."
"O.k. See we tomorrow."
You're stuffed. Your daughter has usually told we bloggers as well as amicable network around Face Book as well as Twitter have been all extremely critical of a Datuk Seri as well as it is all rather embarrassing. She would rather not have him during a wedding.
You as well would rather not have him attend your daughter's wedding. But he is. You have to fool around a perfect though hypocritical host. So we begin a routine of conditioning yourself to fool around usually that. And we plan to ensure no uncomfortable statements have been done by anyone, knowing a little of your boisterous friends as well as kin as well as a little old aunties who can be inconveniently vocal.
The day comes. You've already had so many calls from friends as well as kin to see if a Datuk Seri is coming. Some have even done such spiteful remarks which we roughly told them not to come. Your mother as well is not only being very kind in her remarks, earnest to impugn a Datuk Seri.
The moment comes. Its 7.30pm. You have been during a driveway. The licen! sed oper ator driven Mercedes arrives. Stops in front of you. You open a door. The Datuk Seri stairs out in his many elegant suit!!
Well, usually cruise this. That is Najib, a Prime Minister, personification guest during a friends as well as allies awaiting to be hosted in a fashion which heads of states have been in a habit of to be hosted. Wouldn't it be better for him to to have done this visit during this many inappropriate of times for him?
Gormless: we have left to London to see a Queen!
Posted by sloone
Found this upon a net. It is hilarious. Did a Queen really wore yellow when giving Prime Minister Najib Razak an audience? Najib hates yellow to a indicate of death. He vomits as well as shits yellow wherever as well as whenever he sees them. Hahaha. If this truly happened, there is no bigger slap for a GORMLESS PM.
Or is this usually photo-shop? Whatever, it has done my day.Hope it creates yours too.
Note: Wanna know what GORMLESS is, review HERE.
Bilateral trade as well as investment is important. Respect for basic tellurian rights more so, opined a comparison editor of Britains The Guardian newspaper, Simon Tisdall, job a Malaysian government gormless as well as chiding it for strong-armed tactics in quashing a Bersih 2.0 rally final Saturday.
Courtesy of Bonology.com Politically Incorrect Buzz & Buzz
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